Submit Something You Overheard

The Ballard Mallard

Submit Something You Overheard

The stranger quote. The drunk confession. The kid with the take. Tell us what you heard.

One or two lines, exactly as you heard them. Include where you heard it. We do not identify the speaker. We do not publish overheard content that identifies a private person by name, job, or specific description.

Under 50 words. The quote itself.

0 / 50 words

"Ballard Farmers Market" / "the 17 bus" / "King's Hardware bathroom line"

Approximate (optional)

Optional. We publish most of these uncredited.

Never published

We verify nothing. That's the point. We edit for length and clarity only. If the quote is too good to be true, we may not run it. If the quote identifies a specific person, we definitely won't.